Maim Mower, Maim Lyrics

Cobwoman of substanceBring me a cheese scone,Filled with yummy entrails,Let me dvour your ice cream buns.Percy Throwe, hamburgers dear,Pork pies filled with Roy Kinnear,Annie Lenno...Read Full Lyrics

You've got no legs, don't come crawling to me(x4)...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four.My name's Mr. Normaltyon,I'm just an ordinary type of bloke,My life's mundane, I'm such a knob,I like my name, I hate my job.I don't go icky ficky,I don't go ...Read Full Lyrics

My boss at work,Is such a twat,He wants to spank my bottom,With a cricket bat.He says he'll use,A Gunn and Moore,And spank my bottom 'till,It's really sore.Ooh he spanks me more an...Read Full Lyrics

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCrikey!...Read Full Lyrics

i feel better now, that you have gonei feel better now, i feel strongnever thought that i,could make it throughnever thought that i, would make it without youand everyone needs som...Read Full Lyrics

Veracity is running lowDon't know where to goI'm running out of timeI'm having trouble hiding these feelingsAnd it's hard to cope With these emotions insideCause i'm living my life...Read Full Lyrics

Big and fat and bouncy,Rectangle on the floor,You'll bounce and bounce,'Till you can't take anymore,You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,You'll wish you'd never been on...Read Full Lyrics

Hark! the herald angels sing Glory to the newborn King Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled Joyful all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies With...Read Full Lyrics

Who cares, if it's fiction of fact?The editorial management, they know where it's at,Power to crush, power to praise,They are lost in a dimwitted daze,Originallity really sucks,don...Read Full Lyrics