Make Sure That She's Rank Lyrics

Her parents came to England from a far off landFrom a different culture I don't understandI've got some digital photos of her sucking my glandShe's my arranged brideShe's due to ma...Read Full Lyrics

I hear your husband left ya for another ladyThat must be very hard for you to take on boardHe told me it was because ya never sucked his coreyAnd you didn't like to have it off any...Read Full Lyrics

Now, my old Grandad had a wordHe used when things went wrongTo introduce this word to you I put it in a songSo everytime this word gets used his memory lives onI'm about to tell yo...Read Full Lyrics

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladiesLITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're oldKUNT: You like pussies that are really hairyLITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're baldKUNT: I...Read Full Lyrics

Last Friday night I was due out on a dateBut unfortunately I got home really lateI didn't have time for a bath or a showerThere's only one thing that could save usIt's just like a ...Read Full Lyrics

I thought you had to be 18 to get into a clubBut that presumption nearly got me in trubI pulled a sexy girl but when I got back to her houseShe had posters up of McFly and Mickey f...Read Full Lyrics

It was a normal day, I was having a wankMy knob was quite cheesy and it smelt pretty rankIt was just like any ordinary dayThen just as I'm about to shoot my loadA sombre voice came...Read Full Lyrics

'Yo, Kunt and the Gang, trip it up one time!!'Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussySh-sh-shave my pussyShave it, shave it, shave it...I'm tired of when I'm licking out a lady's unde...Read Full Lyrics

She used to do our pressShe's got flabby breastsShe's fat and she's uglyShe's a total fucking messShe's got blonde hair and big jugsOn paper that's OKBut her face looks like an ars...Read Full Lyrics

England! England!Let's have a wank for England!England! England!Let's have a wank for England!My grandad told me a storyBack in Euro '96Before every single England gameHe wanked hi...Read Full Lyrics