Make The World Safe Lyrics

I shouldn't have driven You shouldn't have driven But we got there Had a good time So we left the car And the cabby was from a war zone We were glad he was driving us home I was gl...Read Full Lyrics

She came from the Cocos Islands with a limp and a snow-shaker huh Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor He said, "You aint's gets nothing 'cause nothing gets made by Koreans" H...Read Full Lyrics

He's better looking than he looks His music is better than it sounds When he won't speak Still waters run deep All of this is true When you're as pretty as you Yeah anything is tr...Read Full Lyrics

There's a girl I knowI want to take her around the worldBut she's so unreliableShe's so unreliableAnd it would be my luckShe only likes me when she gets drunkAnd lately she's been ...Read Full Lyrics

It's been some months and here she is again In the room where we did it all Careless reminders of another girl staying here Are hard to ignore She don't feel jealous no, she just...Read Full Lyrics

You've got your favourite programmes The bird, the dog, two cats One of your babies will always Ring on the weekend for a chat A beautiful garden Too easily getting out of hand Ho...Read Full Lyrics

Her floor's my ceiling I know what goes on He finishes her quickly And then he gets up to go he walks to the lounge room And puts on a tape Lights up an Alpine And settles in for...Read Full Lyrics