Mama's Boy Lyrics

I hope you're sitting comfortably I saved you the best seat in the house Right up in the front row The stars have been torn down The moon is locked away And the land is banked in f...Read Full Lyrics

She was a catch, We were a match I was the match that would fire up her snatch There was a catch I was no match I was fired from her crutch Now I sit around and watch The mermaids ...Read Full Lyrics

Mister frog went a-courting and he did ride Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm Mister frog went a-courting and he did ride A sword and pistol by his side Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm. He went down to Missy Mousie...Read Full Lyrics

They call him Joe The Dragon He's on the water wagon He's got that look of mourning and concentration on his face Carries a 38 special A six inch barrel The saddest damn man in the...Read Full Lyrics

(J. Bundrick) Mary, grab the baby, the river's rising Muddy water taking back the land The old-frame house, she can't take-a one more beating Ain't no use to stay and make a stand...Read Full Lyrics

Well ah jumpt! And fled this fucken heap on doctored wings Mah flailin pinions, with splints and rags and crutches! (Damn things nearly hardly flap) Canker upon canker upon one mil...Read Full Lyrics

I was just a boy when I sat down To watch the news on tv I saw some ordinary slaughter I saw some routine atrocity My father said, don't look away You got to be strong, you got to ...Read Full Lyrics

One morn I awakened A new sun was shining The sky was a Kingdom All covered in blood The moon and the stars Where the troops that lay conquered Like fruit left to wither Poor spiri...Read Full Lyrics

At the turn of the century I did many things to protect myself I did many things to protect myself I made myself a needle-boy And I Hid him in the closet And I made myself a money-...Read Full Lyrics

Nick the stripper Hideous to the eye Hideous to the ee He's a fat little insect A fat little insect And oooooohhhh! Here we go again Nick the stripper Dances on all fours Dances o...Read Full Lyrics