Mambo No5 Lyrics

(1st Mans voice) I met you at a Pearl Jam concert. You stood up and began to dance. When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants Who care about any ...Read Full Lyrics

You're a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When you're on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhoue...Read Full Lyrics

If I have a date and I think I'm gonna mount her, I go to the drugstore and head to the counter. I get what I need and I put it in my wallet. It's the same old thing no matter what...Read Full Lyrics

(Ah Hahahahaha) She said, " You look handsome today dear." He heard, " I just bought something really expensive." (Crew laughs) He said, " Are you having an affair!?" She heard,...Read Full Lyrics

I remember when I was 'bout 2 years old In a play pen, on a grassy knoll Countin' hollow points, waving at cars With some new schoolbooks Mr. Oswald said were ours Mama would take ...Read Full Lyrics

"orange barrels orange barrels every where I see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry, darryl, and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, looking ba...Read Full Lyrics

She's a woman She's a woman Ladies and gentleman, the woman song She's a woman, yeah She's a woman I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a m...Read Full Lyrics

All around the country coast to coast, People always say what do you like most, I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast, I always tell 'em I like toast. YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAS...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and Gentle man the man song! (He's the man, He's the man) (Crew Laughs) I don't take no crap from anyone else but you, I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with ...Read Full Lyrics

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and caddy cruel and unusual twist my nose with your fingers trip me while i carry liq...Read Full Lyrics