Martyrdumb Lyrics

Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub Your nudged, fudge...Read Full Lyrics

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sickTo wake me up this morning you hit me with a brickCan I help it if I am rather thick?Maybe we can chill you out by chopp...Read Full Lyrics

Unsheathe the sword, call the death squadLet loose the dogs, make me your GodBlaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rodGet on your knees, make me your GodUnleash the nuns, curse the...Read Full Lyrics

Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me I crush you as I would a fly I kill you and I watch you di...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me We come on out here, none but the brave And then I say ...Read Full Lyrics

THEY ATTACKTHEY ATTACKThey are on a rampageUnleashed from ancient timeStumbling from the ice ageMarching side by side Beaks of steel are flamingWomen are enragedSky of death is fla...Read Full Lyrics

I hate love songs and I hate loversI hate everything that I can't have so I hate youI hate love songs and I hate loversI hate everything that I can't have so I hate youI hate movie...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Oderus UrungusHey man, do you remember me ?I remember youI was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weedAnd the really bad tattooAnd now I'm doing 20 to lifefor killin...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a friend just the other dayhe didn't have too much to sayHe looked crazy, he looked ashamedHe couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he tried to run awayFrom ...Read Full Lyrics

(Clip of drop drawers)(oderus scatting)that's right kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers downdrop 'em down laddy'sdrop 'em down lassie'sdrop 'em down one by onenow drop 'em do...Read Full Lyrics