Mark Wilson Lyrics

The first time that you told a joke about your girlfriend Was how you were going to eat her out But you needed a Tic Tac first Martin Lawrence You're funny and black Martin Lawren...Read Full Lyrics

It's not your fault that you couldn't hear me call your Name But I wish to hell I could make this go away I've played it all a thousand times inside my mind As the wheels came down...Read Full Lyrics

My Name is Kenny Rogers Welcome to the Jackass Show Someone throw a bat at my head I can take the blow I'm not just drunk, I'm totally fucking stoked Did you know I didn't write th...Read Full Lyrics

Time to wake up, time to get sick, you're alone again You've got a sad heart, in a bad way, and it's all Coming down again, I know Time to wake up, time to let go, it's all the sam...Read Full Lyrics

Thought you were hot when I saw you with the t-shirt What the fuck is Panic! at the Disco Doesn't matter cause I really think I like you I got nervous when we went back to your pl...Read Full Lyrics

My wife had a baby and it sounded like it hurt her It came out looking just like Tina Turner What should I do What would you do What would any normal person do I punched it in the...Read Full Lyrics

Many winters winds have whipped me Unseen runes of those who drew me Rested in the bark of copper Left behind by a long lost writer Concealed in a plume of birches Waiting f...Read Full Lyrics

Thank you Uncle Jim for the Motley Crue records on my Birthday Thanks Uncle Walter for giving me a christmas card That said I hope to see you soon Thanks Grandpa Terry for teaching...Read Full Lyrics

We're the Castle Crashers I've got an axe, I ride a shark's head I've got to smash all of my enemies in the head I've got the Orange guy You've got the Blue guy He's got the Ogre O...Read Full Lyrics

Crimson like a fever Blood of fire in vein A sun we rise To magnify his name We speak for the angels Eat the book from their hand We suffer gladly In our bargain wit...Read Full Lyrics