Marry Me Lyrics

I'm a sinister elf, With a sinister plan, Santa's little helper, With too much time on my hands, He's got a fine lookin' wife, For such an old man, I can see her lookin' at m...Read Full Lyrics

I live down in Alabama where the river so muddy got to watch where you step. Figurin' out things by the Railroad Bridge and a cousin or two want to give me just a little help. Dam...Read Full Lyrics

Jupiter mules kickin' out all the stops Newfangled dogs danglin' stars from her eyelids She can't read between the lies anymore Lord, help her rise just one more time if you can. S...Read Full Lyrics

Me and my Annette, we was as fond as we could be We was set to marry in October '33 I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be I never ever noticed her best friend Ma...Read Full Lyrics

My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Nine bullets in my roommate's gun My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Gonna find a use for every last one One for the love who chose ...Read Full Lyrics

If I had a dime for every time I heard my old man say One of these days I wouldn't be like my old man today Talking bout places that he'd been Back in his younger days that he was ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You want to grow up to paint houses like me A trailer in my yard till you're twenty-three You want to feel old after forty-two years Keep dropping the hammer and grinding...Read Full Lyrics

Saw you standing in the hallway Red plastic cup and one of them big long cigarettes You asked me if I could play you some Dylan I said "Dylan who?" and you told me to kiss your ass...Read Full Lyrics

Here I am again perfect timing, The strings are ringing and the words are rhyming I used to hate the fool in me, but only in the morning Now I tolerate him all day long Out o...Read Full Lyrics

He was ready for the big trip, he was moving to the city; he had packed his prize possessions and gave away the rest. He was almost doing ninety, the sky was blue, sun was shining....Read Full Lyrics