Marsupials Can Really Fuck You Up Lyrics

Six bearded presidents, all of them forgottenNow make high school students think that history is rottenMark T. dubbed this era, 1870 to 90The Gilded Age, a phrase that stuck, and n...Read Full Lyrics

If Jesus were alive todayHe’d be a rock starNot sure what instrument he’d playBut he would go farHe’d be punk or better yet80s metalHe’d be huge, and you can betHe’d be o...Read Full Lyrics

Round them up to tell them liesas you persecute the Christamputation of the mindwhat;s the use, we're all gonna die~Save the deadAll our reasons are crumblingwhat is in store for u...Read Full Lyrics

Amnesia takes its courseor maybe this is my own choiceI want to forget you and everything you have doneArthrits in my hipsmy eyes are swollen shutmaybe these are just excuses, or g...Read Full Lyrics

Fast cars and explosionsParty hats and motion lotionLet’s go down to the oceanAnd break out the tits and whiskeyFuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck meI am Ernie’s rubber duckyKiss ...Read Full Lyrics

~Drink goodDrink updon't want to leave without enoughDrink heavyDon't drink emptywant to make sure it gets to the bloodBe sure to worship your Godand have a glass of winehe's the o...Read Full Lyrics

Hey now OpheliaAre you looking for a swim? Yeah, your man’s done you wrong So, whatcha gonna do to him?Any Dane’ll tell you, girlieYou take a chance with one-night standsGot a ...Read Full Lyrics

There’ll be angels making music in the airThere’ll be magic for all of us to shareThere’ll be blue skies over Dundalk when I break your heartThere’ll be flowers blooming ha...Read Full Lyrics

Well it’s early in the a.m. and I’m feelin kinda blindGot tequila on my t-shirt, desperation on my mindIn just a couple days now I’ll be turning seventeenAnd I got this littl...Read Full Lyrics

I didn't want to chooseI didn't want to lose one of youBut you didn't give me much choicesIt was her or you.I was going to lose someone anywayIt was an hard choiceI will never know...Read Full Lyrics