Mary's New Dress Lyrics

I'm not an evil guy, It makes me wonder why, You cannot understandThis thing I do with my hand. And how come you can't see It's hilarious to me, It's just an inside joke,Meant only...Read Full Lyrics

They sent our brothers off to die in a land called VietnamWhile bloated housewives sat around wondering "Why don't we just drop the bomb?"Corpses filled with Heroin made money for ...Read Full Lyrics

When I go to the super storePeople look so tired and bored and their backs are sore.As I walk up and down the aislesThe people they don't smile they look so vile.They shop around a...Read Full Lyrics

There's a little voice that says to meI want, I want, I want, I needAnd I want it all now for mePlease, oh please, oh please, oh pleaseBut my wants and needs are separately defined...Read Full Lyrics

Move it, go southEmpty your wallets, empty your minds.The world is ending, let's get out of town.I am your leader, drink the Kool-Aid...Read Full Lyrics

Well you've got everything that you could possibly need. You've got your fast red car. You've got your lines of speed. You've got an office of your own and your fax machine And lot...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so sick and tired of all this beating around the bush. You just don'tmake no sense when you don't say what you mean and I don'tunderstand why you can't just come right out and ...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, I got you In my little thumbscrews And now that you're all mineI'm gonna close the blinds And you'll sing for me, Just for me, And you'll sing alright, You'll sing day and ni...Read Full Lyrics

Frankie FrankieTall and lankyHides his secrets Dark and dankyFrankly FrankieDon't be crankyThis poem's hust a prankyDon't shoot me point blankySinatra SinatraThat's my mantraI chan...Read Full Lyrics

Just give me one more sniffleAnother sniffle of that dopeJust give me one more sniffleAnother sniffle of that dopeI'll catch a cow like a cowboyAnd throw a bull without a rope Dogg...Read Full Lyrics