Master of the Situation Lyrics

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't you wonder how they got in there?...Read Full Lyrics

I just know your namebut still just the sameI see you in my dreams at nightI see you in my food when I eatI see your pretty mug I think thatI'm in loveIf you kissed me I would blow...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you beat it Why don't you go away You smelly butt Why don't you go away You're just a turd why Don't you go away Sit on it nerd Why don't you go away Dummy dummy dummy ...Read Full Lyrics

OK, so its a blind chemical machine I'm dealing with here in the frontal temporal lobes of grades 1-4. Your parents thought u were okay until they found you hanging from the doorkn...Read Full Lyrics

Don't turn out the lights tonightI need a can of RaidAnts will crawl inside my earsand nibble on my brainThere's something by the windowand it wants to get insideand it's waiting f...Read Full Lyrics

I could sink to the bottom of youwith a stone on a chainwithout breathing inI could tell you and tell you again that there is only onethough many have beenlie downfall inpass out w...Read Full Lyrics

And you're rightCuz someone knewAnd you're wrongCuz I crawled intoAnd you're rightCuz someone near you is sadAnd I can't stop feeling badAnd I forgot what she saidShould I care?I d...Read Full Lyrics

I’m not alone sitting right thereHow come I get the feeling you’d vanish into the airI love you more than anybody else, babeCan’t you tell I’m an easy touch.Baby, baby, I t...Read Full Lyrics

I hear the seven deadly sins And the terrible twins came to call on you The bigger they are babe The harder they fall on you And you you're always the same you persevere On the sam...Read Full Lyrics

I tell you what!They don’t mess with me, I’m a wild man, sonI got me my very own anti tank gunI got a jack rabbit with it, guess he was a mean oneYeah, I’ve always been a spo...Read Full Lyrics