Matter Of Crust Lyrics

Well, I stare at myself in the mirrorWhen I wake up every mornAnd I marvel at how great I've beenSince the day that I was bornI've made so many albumsI've run out of things to name...Read Full Lyrics

[with polka music in the background]HiThis is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World TourWhen I'm not busy signing autographsFighting off mobs of beautiful womenMaking g...Read Full Lyrics

Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteriaIt's got all the others beatIt sells over four million burgers a yearJust think, that's almost two pounds of meatMy ice cream sandwic...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes you feel like a nutSometimes you don'tPeter Paul Almond Joy's got nutsMounds don't...Read Full Lyrics

You did a really rotten thingAnd let Scout take all the blameYou wrecked his reputationAnd left that poor boy in shameYeah, but now I think it's timeTo show who really did the crim...Read Full Lyrics

Take the L out of liverAnd it's iver...Read Full Lyrics

Cut my life into piecesThis is my last resortSuffocation, no breathingDon't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleedingThis is my last resort'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mindWish...Read Full Lyrics

If they can make a law Then they can break a law If I can break a law Will the law break me? It comes tumbling down again I can't comprehend Is it destiny? A nomadic state Are you ...Read Full Lyrics

A felling inside In the back of my head Like a song I still know From so long ago And I wouldn't change a thing Like a car driving by Triggers something in my mind Am I retr...Read Full Lyrics

I play in a band We're the best in the land We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance ...Read Full Lyrics