Maureen Lyrics

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion They scattered his ashes across the ocean The water was used to make baby lotion The wheels of promotion were set into motion [Chorus:]...Read Full Lyrics

Two men sit in the corner of a diner Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to The waitress says to stop, he says sorry...Read Full Lyrics

Is that supposed to be your poker face Or was someone run over by a train And you were minding your own business But you're begging for forgiveness just the same And it's running ...Read Full Lyrics

Roq critic Kent Tucke believes that we're in the midst of a new creative flowering of Pop-Roq Catchy guitar based music He's leading off with fountains of wayne Hip-Hop, Country...Read Full Lyrics

I've got everything I need Here on the Planet of Weed There's not much going on But it's just my speed There's no hatred and no greed Here on the Planet of Weed Everyone gets along...Read Full Lyrics

I was ready when the big day came My shoes were good and polished And you know how bad I wished I had somebody special to blame But you know I never care to lay A blame on for my h...Read Full Lyrics

Here we are at last The moment soon will pass We'll go our seperate ways We'll vanish in the haze We'll never be the same We'll forget each other's names We'll grow old and lose ou...Read Full Lyrics

Monday gonna take a ride on The n train down to coney island With the money I saved Gonna get me engraved Drink down a lot of basil hayden Get kicked out when I can't see straight ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yeah Revolving Dora Hits the floor alone again See her spinning, see her grinning at her imaginary friends She's in her own rotating world There's something blurry about that g...Read Full Lyrics

And if you ever get the notion To drive your car into the ocean Baby gimme a chance To talk some Sense Into You And if you ever get to thinking 'Bout taking sleeping pills and dri...Read Full Lyrics