I was so ugly the doctor slapped my momma when i was born
Then he took out his pocket knife and cut off my horns
He said lady if you ain't already picked out a name
Go ahead on and...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Waylon Jennings
A long time forgotten are dreams
that just fell by the way
And the good life he promised
ain't what she's living today
But she never complains of the bad times
or the bad things he...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Waylon Jennings
Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends
Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends
Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my fr...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Deep inside the soul hole of mother earth
Father time came with a supersonic supersonic burst
His soul monkey sperm tribes racing to be first
Her ruby fruit jungle givin' bush baby...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Mommy, where's daddy?
Mommy, where's daddy?
Right here, girl
Sweet thing, you look so sad
Cheer up, don't you know your dad is bad
Give daddy a kiss, girl
Oh, dad
There ain't no ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Red Hot Chili Peppers
All you slingers and fiends hide behind your rocks
Put down your guard I'm not here to box
This is no showdown so throw down your guns
You see it doesn't matter where you come from...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oh yeah!
Can you dig it, can you dig it
Welcome friends to my thoughts of when
The 'Fax City Four' were four young men
Time has come, now we jam
With the uplift mofo party plan
We...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry
I drive on her streets '...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine
That girl can sure enough make my little light shine
I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine
Cause I know that my elvira's mine...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Oak Ridge Boys
I remember wearin' straight leg Levis
Flannel shirts Even when they weren't in style
I remember singin' with Roy Rogers
at the movies when the West was really wild
And I was list...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barbara Mandrell