Me And My Black Metal Friends Lyrics

This year Halloween fell on a weekend, And me and the ghetto boys were trick-or-treating, Robbing little kids for bags, Until an old man got behind our ass Hey it's halloween and ...Read Full Lyrics

Wall to wall, floor to cieling. I know, I know. My head's gone vertical. My bed's gone vertical. It's not symbolic. We're talking literal. One box. New Zealand. Australia. Philadel...Read Full Lyrics

I joined a gym, Although it's not punk at all, But I gotta look good and lower my cholesterol. There's one girl I want to notice me. I'll have a slightly better chance if my body i...Read Full Lyrics

I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee When a thought popped in through my brain If all of us hated high school so much Why was nothing ever changed? So I called Brian up ...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, well I can't take it no more 'cause I'm going on a shopping spree, yeah Well I can't save no money cause I spent it on a shopping spree, yeah Flagstaff, Arizona It's been tw...Read Full Lyrics

Lets set the north pole on fire! Here we go! Barbeque, softshoe, living in an igloo Cookin' up chicken wings, creating a meaty, beefy stew Charcoal, one goal, grilled fish to per...Read Full Lyrics

With a fellow I run a record label And it's name is File-13 He's a tall dark Arkansas-ian motherfucker And I couldn't say for sure If he actually likes me I guess it's possible I n...Read Full Lyrics

From Antartica to the polar caps Try to fit a big orb on a little flat map I'm not going to drive this time I love Greenland when it's Africa's size North is not up And East is not...Read Full Lyrics

[spoken:] Ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the jewish conspiracy. And how the jews run the media, and they have all the money, and they pretty much dominate the world. N...Read Full Lyrics

Dave Mandell, I'm disappointed. Your life can't be so disappointing. It's Saturday night all night, let's get out. Out on the streets, the city is calling. It's you and me, and...Read Full Lyrics