Mean Old Coot Lyrics

I'm bashfulI'm blueAnd I really wanna dance with youI have hornsAnd a tailAnd my ego is for saleI'm CornyI'm kindAnd I hope to be alignedI have tricksAnd TrailsAnd my trails won't ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't quite know where the Mohabi Desert is locatedBut I do know that Madonna gave an excellent performanceOn that day in that placeJust for me dressed in blackI swear to God I'l...Read Full Lyrics

Everbody's got the gloom But I'm routing for you, I'm routing for you Everybody dabbles in the dumps but you're number one and I'm number one too. (Three Four!) My mom called your ...Read Full Lyrics

Runaway from the kids all that were at the church on monday.Rockstar you. t you're going all the right ways to a beat down.Rut i know yeah I know it's up to you so simmer down and ...Read Full Lyrics

Do you think your mom would notice if weStay out lateJiminy I'm so tired I can't stay awakeLets go homeAnd be safeThe next timeWe'll go out early and thenI don't know whenBob's hom...Read Full Lyrics

Wanna think that I'll help youWho am I trying to foolGuess I'm going to hellIf karma comes to burn our soulsWe'll stop drop and rollOh WilliamWill you take us where you goArmed wit...Read Full Lyrics

Sunday 3:05 the diner was nice. I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired I'm wiped out.Empty parking lot. Too awkward to talk. (Too Awkward to talk)I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming. I...Read Full Lyrics

Let me write you a letterthen again I'll send a telegramThough I know you're not worth the effortyet again I'll script another scamJot it downWords half woundOpen your TownI'm a cl...Read Full Lyrics

You may be sad that's not that badYou may be sadYou made me nervousFor maybe more that just one dayThat's not that badSo sick and tired of waitingUntil the trademarks in your cheek...Read Full Lyrics

Don't be sad when your days are long and meaninglessWhen you're closed in playing solitaire, under ugly lightsI'm not a popsicle, I won't melt awayI knew I'd make you laughRock on ...Read Full Lyrics