Mean Old Missus Schmidt Lyrics

A boy meets a girl in a tunnel on a trainHe thinks that it's romantic in a Freudian wayThe girl smiles politely, he assumes she's a flirtSo he gets right down to business trying to...Read Full Lyrics

Annie thought her husband was a half-witbut she loved himand she'd wring her hands every time he left for workAnd when the Reds came through to form their unionthey'd recruit himTh...Read Full Lyrics

Back when the snakes were still biting at his heelshe'd wake up every morning with the shakes and the chills;he'd say,"Leave the lights on,leave the lights on.It's dark enough as i...Read Full Lyrics

She plays the ministerHe plays the neophyte He tries to kid a kidderShe keeps him up all nightShe's got a thing for verminHe's got an eye for toysHe's got a way with womenShe's got...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Ma,what did I look likewhen you brought me hereunder your spell?Were my eyes nice and round?Did you wear your hair down?Hey Ma, did I play fair?Hey Ma,I'll do the dishesHey Ma,...Read Full Lyrics

There's a hairspray tracing of your brains on the wallA little nuclear shadow under the disco-ballFollowing you to the powder roomYou're a DJ's puppet and a pimp's relief You work ...Read Full Lyrics

When you're comfortableyou sit and smolderYou sit at homewith the paper and a bottle of Southern ComfortYou just can't be botheredAnd if an old regret snakes its way throughYou jus...Read Full Lyrics

You've got your fingers crossed behind your backYou fancy thatI can't see the devil hidden behind your every smileI've got you figured outI've turned you inside outI get the feelin...Read Full Lyrics

Winter's where I end up I prayBeneath a comforting cloud cover as I fall asleepI dream of all the places that I'd really rather be until I wake up running circles around youI alway...Read Full Lyrics

I get the feeling that I'm never aloneIs this a nut-house or a hospital?I've got my journal and a killing streakI've got my window and my memoriesNothing's more real than NothingIt...Read Full Lyrics