Megalomaniac Lyrics

Poor old granddad I laughed at all his words I thought he was a bitter man He spoke of woman's ways They'll trap you, then they use you Before you even know For love is blind and ...Read Full Lyrics

Sweet Lady Mary has to rest her poor head Wakes in the morning with her breakfast in bed I tried to help her, but I did not know how I tried to love her, but it's all over now Noth...Read Full Lyrics

I'm flying across the ocean and I'm soaring Back home to the place I was born And probably raised and I'm flying Across the mountains and valleys Back home to the one that I love s...Read Full Lyrics

Thought I was lookin' good So I cycled 'cross the neighborhood Was invited by a skinny girl Into her high class-world Left my bicycle under the stairs Laid my coat across the kosh...Read Full Lyrics

Miss Judy, she was moody Ran a sweaty farm in old Alabam' I was just eighteen, crude and mean And all I needed was to get my own way Get out of my way Miss Judy she could have me ...Read Full Lyrics

Wait a minute honey I don't think the joke's too funny No, I stayed up all night Checking out the doctor's guide Wait a minute honey Stop pretending you're a bunny Well I might've...Read Full Lyrics

Woken up on mornings such as this Thought exactly the same as I'm thinking now Every night for a year I've slept alone Cold, damp room looks worse than me, no, no, no Got a fear o...Read Full Lyrics

I remember the sound of the passing train As it rolled through the night in the pouring rain And the touch of a hand and the way she said 'Goodbye'. And we walked in the sun down t...Read Full Lyrics

I was a boy scout in St. Mary's troop I had my own patrol I had a necktie and a monkey suit 'Til I heard rock and roll. And I was going into something that was feelin' good It was...Read Full Lyrics

(Hollywood-sounding guy talking) Hi man, do you like it here man? It's really too much Hey I know this great Mexican restaurant called Los Tacos Can you say taco? Sure I thought yo...Read Full Lyrics