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When I come through Everything floats Sell your bike And get yourself a boat I aint no clown And I won't pass You'll surely drown If you have no raft You're like doonesbury You mak...Read Full Lyrics

I keep my clothes in a casket I sleep on a mattress The only suitcase that I own is a basket I talk politics with unruly Chinamen I like my water a third oxyen and two parts hydrog...Read Full Lyrics

This meetings now called to order Everybody in the trenches report to the sewer I'm the navajo talkin nebular spy In a form fittin polyester human disguise And I've been sent to re...Read Full Lyrics

I get lost in the deep space stars And call for directions on prepaid cards I don't got no pride when it comes to astronomy If I know where I am then I feel like they're onto me St...Read Full Lyrics

I used to call people on the phone and leave messages While eating lettuceless sans meat sandwiches And then I married into fortune and riches Divorced and took a portion of the po...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my friend, you have been grossly misinformed You been diggin' that tomb straight out the womb To emerge in a uniform So I guess that you best stick to writin' jingles Cause I g...Read Full Lyrics

Mechanical claw, rips all the clocks off tha wall Mechanical claw, mechanical claw Rips all the clocks off tha wall Mechanical claw, mechanical claw Dumb quantities of skill for a...Read Full Lyrics

Few are iller than this koopa killa fluid spilla Manager frigid call me lou pinella super chilla Never the luger filla I am way too intelligent to mess around with stupid clowns an...Read Full Lyrics

Phoenix seems so far) (6 o'clock) by the time I get to Phoenix She'll be risin' She'll find the note I left hanging On her door She'll laugh when she (ha ha ha ha) reads the part...Read Full Lyrics

I want a girl Just like the girl that married my dad Just like the girl that married my dad She don't have to be the world She just gotta be my girl She don't have to be the world...Read Full Lyrics