Mental Floss Lyrics

Scales and clocks just can't be trusted Keys and locks are destined to be busted Metaphors were never made for keeping score And I'm feeling for the sound of time Is it the answe...Read Full Lyrics

Some folks say that I've got the perfect life Three swell kids, lots of toys and a lovely wife I fly, I sail, I throw caution to the wind Drift like a stratus cloud above the Carib...Read Full Lyrics

The weather channel girl with her perfect weather curl Is talking "Cold, cold, cold" You can't get out of bed You can't remember what you've said You're feeling old, old, old Is ...Read Full Lyrics

Legal problems gettin' thick and hazy Look at the people gettin' rich and crazy Locked up in mansions on the top of a hill Someone needs to tell them 'bout overkill (Chorus) Over...Read Full Lyrics

Desdemona's building a rocket ship, Desdemona's going away Desdemona's building a rocket ship, blasting off today She's got a passion for cookies, a crew full of rookies It's gonna...Read Full Lyrics

Lyrics by Jimmy Buffett Music by Buffett, Kunkel, Guth, P. Mayer, J. Mayer I'm a cultural infidel, painting in the dark I'm a cultural infidel, singing in the park Socrates, hypoth...Read Full Lyrics