Metal Mad Libs Lyrics

firstI'M A TINY TEAPOT!!!!!!!!!cutie patootie XDOMG FAK U GOOBY!!!!Parsnips are for WIIIIIMPSI am an old woman.BORIS JOHNSON (Insert deep sound scream)I need these reports in by mo...Read Full Lyrics

Paula Dean, why so mean? diarrhea,diarrhea, diarrhea party All your base are belong to us. I need a loofah christian bale Riding a salad made of dreams CHEESECAKE!!!! POOP! LEMONS!...Read Full Lyrics

I lost my freaking catBut then I found her eating pancakesIt huuuuuuurtdam u str8 babygurlI'm such a KoreanI know you smell, but i dont mindI am the batmanpowdered toast manThe nin...Read Full Lyrics

You smell like my mom.WHO ATE THE LAST CRESCENT ? Has anyone found my bucket?Mehguh!Quick, Margaret, run the bubble bath!The 1980's.......weren't. that. badBobbing for onionssuffer...Read Full Lyrics

Days so sweetBut my home is calling meBack to the quiet streetsBack to your well worn sheetsAnd I have seen your light Lost in my minds dark night Asleep on your window seatSilentl...Read Full Lyrics

I'd give you the moonI'd give you the stars aboveI'd give you the sun and the skyThe bites in my eyes for a kissI'd give you my mindBut it's already goneI'd give you my heart on pl...Read Full Lyrics

I was looking up into the endlessLike a somnambulist in the nightJoan I think I saw you in the darknessDancing like a wave of lightYou were dancing like a wave of lightA wave of li...Read Full Lyrics

What a beautiful morning Yeah How often do I sit and gaze amazed at the clouds the trees and sunrays Really appreciate the smell the lighting of a bowl That first inhale to put a s...Read Full Lyrics

We wish you a merry christmasWe wish you a merry christmasWe wish you a merry christmasAnd a happy new yearGood tidings we bring to you and your kinGood tidings for Christmas and a...Read Full Lyrics

[Written for friend who committed suicide][Instrumental]...Read Full Lyrics