Microwaveable Lyrics

Kowboy Sack, take 1You know there was this guyWho walked around the Dallas areaAnd he held up a sign that said LLPGWhich stood for Lost Library Post GuardSo an alien electrical lot...Read Full Lyrics

I had a carIt was a pretty carI had a notebookA purple notebookIt went 86 miles an hour108 gallons of gasoline108 gallons of gasolineI went fishin’ on the desert camelAh-shucka-s...Read Full Lyrics

Alright the title is a coincidenceRadio hamster glued to the fenceA breeding fan with the fanblade bluesSelecting a rhythmPages, pages, pagesRoss Perot had a donut on Tuesday morni...Read Full Lyrics

Information, pocketbookCan of cookiesBaking sodaI put on a tie every mornin’Just about in time to watch Regis and Kathie LeeThey advertise things, Regis is messin’ aroundHe thi...Read Full Lyrics

Du du du du du green tennis ballGoin’ down to the tennis courtGonna groove it on upGoin’ to the partyTennis partyGoin’ to the partyTennis partyGoin’ to the partyTennis part...Read Full Lyrics

There was a hockey moment in the jarThe universe player had a steamed cheeseburgerI had some coffee with my stereoThe taste test guy said I was coolSaid for me to be in a taste tes...Read Full Lyrics

Fred had a 1979 FordHe liked Dr PepperHe grew up in a town in the middle of WyomingHe saw one day that he’d run out of grainSo he pulled up a shotgun and chewed on itHe chewed on...Read Full Lyrics

The cat went into the storeGrabbed a worry rockA couple of candy bars, and change for a pennyThe balloon had a beer in 1933The cheeseburger had a car wreckDon’t send me to the pr...Read Full Lyrics

There was a cowboy who went swimming in the desertHe hung onto his stapler cuz it was his best friendMy cap was on fire and he had a sandwich with meWe sat back and watched a lot o...Read Full Lyrics

Number 79There was a big trashcanIt was friendlyIt didn’t like moviesIt didn’t like ridin’ bikesBut it liked the viewIt had a really great jobAnd it’s number 79 right on th...Read Full Lyrics