Middle Mass Lyrics

Mr Pharmacist Can you help me out today In your usual lovely way Oh Mr Pharmacist I insist That you give me some of that vitamin see Mr Pharmacist Dear Pharmacist won't you pleas...Read Full Lyrics

[spoken to audience] we're not doing that one either Get that spot Put it in the pot for me Cos I'm muzorewi's daughter I was muzorewi's daughter I've been in the pot too long To...Read Full Lyrics

Ahhhhaaaaaaaaghhhh Cry for them 5 days per week I cry for me, three days at least I cry for me, I cry for thee On radio Politburo sucker On cooking show On cooking show ...Read Full Lyrics

My new house You should see my house My new house You should see my new house No rabbit hutch about it I bought it off the baptists I get the bills And I get miffed At the damn po...Read Full Lyrics

Rockin' records Rockin' records Rock the record Rockin' records The guy's rock records Big priest Rockin records Rock the records Rock rock records Drink the long Drink the long dr...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hunting and I'm tryna find A belt in the early morn When your home is a trash mount Look all over but you're right out In need of black strap No belts in this flat No belts i...Read Full Lyrics

It is Hugh McSheepshagger from Bolton Next up, Mr. A. Ordinary from Whitefield Next up, Mr. A. Ordinary from Whitefield Judy's bastard offspring We have Richard and Judy...Read Full Lyrics

The x in x-mas is a substitute crucifix for Christ No Christmas for John Quays The powders reach And the powders teach And when you find they can't reach There is no Christmas for...Read Full Lyrics

Walking down the street Just the other night I turned the corner to a fist fight And I look-ah I look-ah I look around Ol' Gang Ol' Gang Not around Ol' Gang Pretty short Ol' Gang...Read Full Lyrics

He moves slow at the petrol stop It's Pat the trip dispenser He came with solvent in his hair The trip dispenser Spine-fuhrer of Hoboken It's Pat the trip dispenser Friend of Synd...Read Full Lyrics