Miss Macclesfield Lyrics

Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath, We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh, So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks. Go to Dag's, g...Read Full Lyrics

Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come from Macc, And we used to go out pulling crack, Now we know it were just a farce, Cause he's got spunk dribbling out of h...Read Full Lyrics

Sheep shaggers.... Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, Look for some pubs and up some minge. Couldn't find us no beer, We just found sheep, So fuckin' many put the Peter to sl...Read Full Lyrics

Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup, Crack after crack after crack after crack we fuck, There's a pink giving me the wink, And she'll make me finger stink, I think it's al...Read Full Lyrics

Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t' sewage farm, I got me 'and down 'er jeans an' I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints, Looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to g...Read Full Lyrics

Where's the fucking party? Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts, Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts. Now Peter's supping bitter, he's getting re...Read Full Lyrics

Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than you've supped tonight. Bonnington's or Willy's lads? Willy's tastes like piss. I've got ten pints down me neck the night, He...Read Full Lyrics

Just take a look over there, Is that one fit with the long dark hair? Well she's got to be a mucky tart, Her mate looks like a madman's horse. Can I have the fit one? Oh, don't be ...Read Full Lyrics

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're...Read Full Lyrics

Double noose a necklace Bubble wrap to safe the place Wrinkles of a trophy one Could think of it as showing us the way Think of it as showing us the way Keep it all from sympathy ...Read Full Lyrics