Mission 1: Avoid Job Working With Assholes Lyrics

From Antartica to the polar caps Try to fit a big orb on a little flat map I'm not going to drive this time I love Greenland when it's Africa's size North is not up And east is n...Read Full Lyrics

The rain didn't come by for one calendar year, so when the man with the sunflower seeds in his had came near, we sent him away. The rain didn't come for twelve months more, so when...Read Full Lyrics

Let's give credit where credit is due To another President band Remember it takes a fine rock outfit To record flawless emo gems complete with surface noise And as we lower the Fr...Read Full Lyrics

The most remarkable thing about coming home to you Is the feeling of being in motion again, It's the most extraordinary thing in the world. I have two big hands And a heart pumpin...Read Full Lyrics

I want to ride my bike with Mike across the country I'll record the package's music, yeah, I'll burn a set on CD Some will complain, though duh, it's the same thing I'll build a we...Read Full Lyrics

I think I hope I die before my friends do Because the alternative makes my stomach hurt sometimes When I say "friends" I mean family I like too The second tear friends I could horr...Read Full Lyrics

I see you on the street as you walk on by You make me wanna hang my head down and cry If you gave me half a chance you'd see My desire burning inside of me But you choose to look t...Read Full Lyrics

I see your bad hand Its in front of me Take your.. now you pay the kitty I see your bad hand We got it We got the trump You slide your card face down on the table To match my high,...Read Full Lyrics