Mistaken Memories Of Medieval Manhattan Lyrics

Suppose one day in Bromley, Kent I live my nightmare and am sent To sing for blonde suburban women Before the wives of double-glazers I'd be Julio Inglesias Doing the greats in Arg...Read Full Lyrics

I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in years To a party That would end in tears He'd told me on the phone His new lover was appealing Beautiful and young Probably worth ste...Read Full Lyrics

Your own Torquato Tasso Born to treat you well With his Hiawatha His own private gazelle Your Borneo adventure Your best non-corvid bird He's the praying mantis Tangled in...Read Full Lyrics

There's so many insiders on the outside I think it's beginning to be the inside And fire regulations have disallowed Another lonely cowboy From joining the lonely crowd Ther...Read Full Lyrics

He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down He is rampant like the stallion He wears the gold medallion Of the Royal Order O...Read Full Lyrics

The man from the north enters the tube Wriggles his way to the perspex cube The man from the south dissolves in his mouth A lozenge of Sempreverde The man from the north and the m...Read Full Lyrics

Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shit! I liked him from the moment we di...Read Full Lyrics

My mother on her deathbed took me aside (Smooth folk singer) My mother on her deathbed told me 'Child (Smooth folk singer) Be careful with your folk, be careful, child! (Smoot...Read Full Lyrics

(Angel) - Stefano Zarelli he's an angel in the making And he's going straight to Heaven like me (Devil) - Well that's not what I've heard and as a Devil I can say the word's That ...Read Full Lyrics

The simple men live the simple life in big log cabins They're best of friends with a simpleton and a horse called Dobbins Their yards resound with the simple sound of blackbirds ...Read Full Lyrics