Mister Glum Lyrics

Well if your Daddy 'aint your Daddy but your Daddy don't knowDon't blame your mother it's just the way it goesPlease hold your nose as you dive into the waterYou didn't know that t...Read Full Lyrics

Johnny had a grudge against the world because he was smaller than most But of course he had an ego that was taller than mostFrom his school and his background he had nothing to boa...Read Full Lyrics

Coming at you off key like the cry of the donkeyMy walk's slightly wonky, my piano's a honkyIt's the estranged villager, the violin pillagerThe cocaine Dillinger, softly I'll be ki...Read Full Lyrics

T'is incredibleSince times medievalThese girls are edibleJolie Julie JezebelNot happy, beh vas y gueuleMake her scream decibelGirls say my breath smellBut they like me, I can tellU...Read Full Lyrics

Dead things by the side of the roadResting looking for an abodeTesting cracking open the codeDestined let the body be stowedDead things by the side of the roadResting looking for a...Read Full Lyrics

If you want it I can get itCome with me and just forget itI got weed and I got speedAnd I got everything that you needI got crack and I got smackAnd I got stuff that'll give you a ...Read Full Lyrics

My role is blurry, mixed up inventoryLike spice in my curry, day groundhog MurrayHurry up and choose one, got my new shoes onGotta get my cruise on, trying to write a new songMy ro...Read Full Lyrics

A rare old bird is the pelicanI'm gonna give you a little problem to test your powers of logical thinkingPaid your due, due to goStaring at a faded glowUnder roofs stay belowStable...Read Full Lyrics

People they may followBut it's really so hollowGot my head down in a burrowLike im waiting for tomorrowIsle of Islay drown my sorrowNow I'm on the straight and narrowDark figures i...Read Full Lyrics

Living the life of a HermitBorn to be a bastardHe's sailing through the orbitsRipped to shreds and torn bitsThe odeur from his arm pitsCover you in vomitCalling Dr CarpetsCame out ...Read Full Lyrics