Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics

I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where I want to go And...Read Full Lyrics

Loving you through it all - thick and thin, Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, and the rain Loving you through it all - rain and snow, Thick and thin, sun and ra...Read Full Lyrics

so ya wanna learn how to tie your shoes? its a very easy thing to do just sit right down and ill give you the scoop Whats that? its called a loop-de-loop you gotta take lace in ea...Read Full Lyrics

[Interpolation of Prince's "Shockadelica" and "Alphabet Street", with extra lyrics by Ween] Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah The lights go ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh little birdy, oh little birdy I saw the little birdy sing He sang with glee and everything He sang for spring and sang for me And everything was so happy I don't know why I wa...Read Full Lyrics

Dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n, dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya? And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya...Read Full Lyrics

King Billy, why don't you invite them up? I've got a word or two to tell them It's about the situation A terrible miscommunication Eating worms, oh, child of mine Destined to side...Read Full Lyrics

It was a cold, dark night No hope in sight I left my little hut And went to the palm To get some guava Licking the palm for guava Licking the palm for guava Yes, when you're old a...Read Full Lyrics

How would you feel, if I took you away To a place I know, a place where we could stay Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know Where we can go, called Joppa Road The things I feel...Read Full Lyrics

Like a japanese cowboy Or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia Or a train runnin' late I call out your name girl In the heat of the night And nobody answers Coz somethin'...Read Full Lyrics