Moanin' Lisa Blues Lyrics

Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders, Everyone else loves Ned Flanders! Spoken Homer: Not me! Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! Spoken Ned: knock that off you two it's...Read Full Lyrics

(sung to tune of "O Christmas Tree") O Cannibals O Cannibals What shall you eat for Christmas O Cannibals O Cannibals What shall you eat for Christmas Dear Auntie stuffed would be...Read Full Lyrics

Long before the Superdome Where the Saints of football play... Lived a city that the damned call home Hear their hellish rondelet... New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores...Read Full Lyrics

I am just a paper-boy No romance do I seek I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week Will this bewitching floozy, Seduce this humble newsy, Oh what's a paperboy to.... ...Read Full Lyrics

Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie. Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. Poochie: The name's Poochie D. And I rock the telly. I'm half Joe Camel And a th...Read Full Lyrics

Come gather 'round children Its high time ye learns About a hero named homer and the devil named burns We'll march till we drop, the girls and the fellas Well march till we drop ...Read Full Lyrics

Some men hunt for sport Others hunt for food But the only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good See my vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest See this sweater...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa & Our life is so confusing, Bart: No reason and no rhyme. We've got this funny feeling, Getting old before our time. Gimme what ya got, Gimme what ya got, I know what ya go...Read Full Lyrics

Back Hail, hail, Rock and Roll. & Long live Rock and Roll. Bart: Rock, Rock, Rock and Roll. Hail, hail, Rock and Roll. Buster: Up in the morning and out to school, The te...Read Full Lyrics

Wounds won't last long But and insulting song Burns will always carry with him. So I'll settle my score On the salsa floor With this vengeful latin rhythm! Burns! Con el corazon de...Read Full Lyrics