Modern Balls Lyrics

Beats are so dead, we hear a dead beat We pee 'tween our high heals, and the beat still goes on Beats are so dead, we hear a dead beat Pass around an arm for the kids to get rea...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Hamburger, are you still aching for a side of beef? Do you continue to think your shit does not stink? I don't know, can you scream? You looked good with acne. Follow thy foot...Read Full Lyrics

Don't worry you jerks, we each have a day job among peasants Our folks don't have to pay off our college tuition for a career You have received a notice to quit your pointless bi...Read Full Lyrics

Gas Station attendant, eats boys meat He sells puppies and wants to see if they will fuck No separation of men from the boys Knock out those baby teeth and catch some Zs ...Read Full Lyrics

Wrecked'em has stolen the brains, he eats them, shits them, and smells all the stains. A cheap wage to earn from selling overcoats of crosses that burn. Ass is slapped on in revers...Read Full Lyrics

Some guy I kinda know nails Jell-O to a tree. His missing wife is a dead detainee. This other guy I know sucks his own dick. He lives up on the hill, acts like a prick. The 20th ce...Read Full Lyrics

Bye bye American pie You screwed every other guy Why drive a Chevy to a broken levy? Mrs. Pie is totally dry Let the babies cry and die as they eat the rotten pie Gossip, I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there dipshit, do the match, sucking spit to take a bath. Political birthed control, find another glory hole. Every minute fools are born, greasy skin won't be torn. Sign me up...Read Full Lyrics

He translated the truth and he tossed around his jock but tripped over my cock That's my story, and I'm sticking to it Eventually he threw his house out the window and never knew...Read Full Lyrics

I saw you mount your high horse right where your dog eats breakfast A small amount of brains rushed to your head as you slapped your ass We said our prayers backwards when you ro...Read Full Lyrics