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Down in the islands where the happy folks stay Everybody do what Bwana Jim say He say its ok, it's ok You can do what you wanna Do what you like Twist a big ol' number Ride a moto...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by jimmy buffett, the great gonzo, and rizzo the rat From kermit unpigged - jim henson records bmg kidz. (talking) Rizzo: hey look gonzo, jimmy's buffet! Gonzo: oh, no ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I saw this couple Just the other day Livin' under a bridge In a homeless way Like a million others All over this land Livin' day to day Without a master plan In this unforgi...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of mornin', Really was that kind of night. Tryin' to tell myself that my Condition is improvin' and i...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood If you're visiting tonight You better stay out of the shadows Stay in the bright, bright light Don't take fright, the natives are restless ton...Read Full Lyrics

When I pay my bills Gonna leave these Tennessee hills Take my lady to the sea That's where we both come from That's where we both belong Think I'll go back to the Keys. [Chorus:] ...Read Full Lyrics

Nautical Wheelers who call themselves sailors Play fiddle tunes under the stars. Petticoats rustle, working shoes scuffle, Hustle on down to the bars. Where the jukebox is blastin...Read Full Lyrics

You can throw your luggage down Lose your cool and stamp around But there's nothin, nothin you can do Wipe away your girlfriend's tears Go to the bar and have some beers There ain'...Read Full Lyrics

He was a fugitive with a pseudo name Lost his mind in a hurricane Coconut upside his head People said he'd be better dead Cause his glory days are gone Sits on the shore with his s...Read Full Lyrics

I was raised by a maid who came from Martinique She wore geckos round her neck and bracelets on her feet A superstitious woman from the land of sugar cane She'd sing the sun to bed...Read Full Lyrics