Mongoloid Wannabe Lyrics

In the jungle, the filthy jungle I am searching for love I know there are a lot of horny creatures But I know what I want I have been with snakes and frogs - and some monkeys too B...Read Full Lyrics

It started as a normal headache I took some pills and thought some rest would help But my head kept aching and started to swell My head is now so big that you can see me from outer...Read Full Lyrics

You lived your life as an angel. You never hut a fly. You went to church every Sunday. But now you have died. Your life was holy but you're rotting. In the evil coffin, in the evi...Read Full Lyrics

Eating up the ass. With rusty knife and fork. Puking in the grass. I am pretty dork. I am ugly. I am funny. And you love me Pretty Dork. Come and hug me. Come and kiss me. On the ...Read Full Lyrics

So refreshing. Taste of the sun. Looks like lemon. And it is for free. Yellow - in the snow. Ice cold - let it flow. Thirsty - never again. Share it - with your friends. You must...Read Full Lyrics

You put on your shorts and open the fridge Grab an ice-cream and call yourself a bitch You go outside to catch some sun You slip on ice and land in snow No this can't be happening ...Read Full Lyrics

Excuse me excuse me I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to call this late But I have to tell you something important I know you think that our families are good friends I think you a...Read Full Lyrics

I love the way you walk and how you talk and when you move I love the way your hair smells and how you're so cute I do, I do And I don't wana lose you No No No I don't wana lose yo...Read Full Lyrics

Here I come bored of everything I go downtown to look for you You are the ones who lost your hair And tried to replace it with an ugly wig I rip it off and throw it to the ground -...Read Full Lyrics

I feel that spring is coming on I feel it all in my bones A feeling that no one could explain So all I can do is call it spring You know everything about me is fine I feel so happ...Read Full Lyrics