Monkey Boy Dance Lyrics

I met you in the elevatorand we did the mashed potatohad a pocket full of rye you punched me in the eyeand you said i'll seeya laterI was feeling kinda funky I was dancing like a m...Read Full Lyrics

when she sleeps she's like an angel but she's crazy when she's drunkand her husband has a temper and a shotgun in his trunkand she pushes me out the back doorand she whispers in my...Read Full Lyrics

shiver me timbers they'll kill me yetI'm dry as a bone and i'm soaking wetand I am the unhappy captain of all I surveywhen I said that I loved I you was drunk but I meant it anyway...Read Full Lyrics

pour yourself a drinkpour me one tooi'll tell you liesand every single one is trueI got nothing to do and if it's all right with you how about you and me get loaded togethersay sis...Read Full Lyrics

if you don't come back to me nowI'm gonna hold my breath I'm gonna drink bourbon for breakfastwear chicken bones around my neckI'm gonna smoke cigars in the houseif you don't come ...Read Full Lyrics

the wind is blowing west and the river smells like deathand the highway still makes you cryyou were always useless at saying goodbyebut your dog will follow you anywhereand your mo...Read Full Lyrics

henrietta's belfry's all full of batsthere ain't enough room to swing a dead and she's sitting on a barrel of applejacksays i'll sit here 'til i diethe good times are behind me now...Read Full Lyrics

come on jones rattle them bonesmemphis to vegas i'm a rollin' stoneput me in cat's pajamas now roll me into beduptown/downtown everybody deadmeet me in the treehouse down by the ri...Read Full Lyrics

it was new year's eve and i was drunk and there was nothing new about itwhen i met you i was lying on the kitchen floorlying on the kitchen floorcoffee at fran's, the drunk bus hom...Read Full Lyrics