Monterey Jack Lyrics

Michaelangelo Was giving a one man show He had statues with such feeling He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling People came from Cocamo Just to see this one man show They say we can't ...Read Full Lyrics

If makin' money was easy as spendin' money I'd have spendin' money to spend on you Believe me honey, I'd be spendin' money like a fool I know all of my money is nothin' but spendi...Read Full Lyrics

I do it 4 you This rap not 4 him He just some sin From de recycln bin Thinks hes on fire Cutting his wire He's such a liar Bow's to his sire Hes a strangling weed Tryin hard to s...Read Full Lyrics

(Shel Silverstein) I guess the dance is over now So you just curtsey and I'll bow And ask the band to play us Auld Lang Syne Then I'll just take what's left of me Right back to w...Read Full Lyrics

(R. Sawyer/S. Silverstein) Mary, if you ever want me, I'll be right here And Mary, I'm just the one to kiss away all your tears And Mary, this thing we got is too good to throw aw...Read Full Lyrics

(S. Weedman) Oh Jesse, why have you come I thought you would be kind enough to let me cry alone Just now as I've learned to live without your love You walked back into my life aga...Read Full Lyrics

(Shel Silverstein) On the way to the bottom I met an old friend of mine He said "Buddy, I do believe this is the end of the line" I said "The end of the line? Shoot, come on and h...Read Full Lyrics

(Shel Silverstein) Penicillin Penny she's the queen of the sunset strip If she ever gives you any then you better see your doctor real quick From the back seat of Cadillac cars, t...Read Full Lyrics

She'd snuggle up and talk to me Each night as I watched tv I'd teasingly call her chatterbox Then one night she said don't be scared I see an angel on the stairs Daddy can you hear...Read Full Lyrics

(B. Campbell) She was only sixteen, only sixteen But I loved her so But she was too young to fall in love And I was too young to know We'd laugh and we'd sing, and do funny thing...Read Full Lyrics