Morning Song Lyrics

My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy My Xerox...Read Full Lyrics

Now's not the right time for love 'Cause I'm busy building an igloo in Alaska Perhaps if you had asked me last week I was redesigning China's political system And that's not easy W...Read Full Lyrics

My boyfriend, he's so s*** He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-w...Read Full Lyrics

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrac...Read Full Lyrics

Well, honey, do you think that we could start all over? You could go back to school We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a ...Read Full Lyrics

I drove by my old lover's house last night at three A. M. Her car was parked next to his so I just honked my horn But I'm looking for something new Something like you And I'm wond...Read Full Lyrics

I knew a man who came down from kentucky And everyone would whisper, "boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every sunday and have breakfast at stuckey's He rubbed somebody the ri...Read Full Lyrics

They're rioting in my front yard They're sending in the National Guard People lootin, people shootin, baby I ain't just tootin my horn They're rioting in my front yard They're gra...Read Full Lyrics

There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young This single life, it s...Read Full Lyrics

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want to We'...Read Full Lyrics