Most People Lyrics

She was a happy child Funny and bright and wild And all of the grown-ups agreed She was "Most Likely To Succeed In Ruling the World!" Now she calls you on the phone She's never...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone makes mistakesWe are not perfectWe are humanTo err is humanEveryone makes mistakesWe are not perfectWe are humanTo err is humanI've made mistakesEveryone hasWe are humanEv...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, what's on TV?Hey, what's on TV?Ya wanna know what's on TV?Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, and more shitHey, what's on TV?Hey, what's on TV?Ya wanna know what's on TV?Shit, shit,...Read Full Lyrics

Cheer up, VilmaDo not worryEverything will be okayVeganismIs getting more popular every dayCheer up, VilmaDo not worryEverything will be okayVeganismIs getting more popular every d...Read Full Lyrics

If I have sex with someoneI could get an infection or diseaseBut one thing that will never happenIs I'll never help make any babiesI can't get anyone pregnant, because I got a vase...Read Full Lyrics

(Lyrics by Neal Frederiksen)We’re four short guys. We harmonize.The notes we sang, the chords we rang, the Gas House Gang.To sing a few, old songs or new, it’s what we do!With ...Read Full Lyrics

If there's one thing I've learned in my lifeCleanliness don't mean you're alrightI'll die alone, broken in hereWith puke in my hand and shit at my feetI'm losing myself, my fingers...Read Full Lyrics

I lay down in broken glassStaring at the sunbeam at the top of the stairsFumes start to slow my breathingStare at the faces surrounding meFingers feel numbSomething about tonight w...Read Full Lyrics

Like your orange jacketYour nice shoes are niceYou're walking with your motherNo, it's not rightYou left your family all that you hadYou left me awaiting all that we'd haveBurn dow...Read Full Lyrics

(incomprehensible)WHAT THE FUCK?!(incomprehensible)Goodbye...Read Full Lyrics