Most Likely To Succeed Lyrics

A note from keith: This was a B-side from when we recorded "All the Hype that Money Can Buy" in 2000. A note from Reese: This is some serious stuff here, kids. You should really...Read Full Lyrics

It's New Years Eve and I'm full of empty promises, I half pretend to keep this time, just like last year. The band is loud and I'm wandering the shadows, wishing I was never here. ...Read Full Lyrics

Keith is a vegetarian Not vegan 'cause he drinks his dairy and He's not like me who also eats meat He protests the war with the sandals on his feet Omnivores for mediocrity! (sever...Read Full Lyrics

Up until the middle of the 20th century, Many Americans believed in the idea known as the "Manifest Destiny." It held that all of North America, From sea to shining sea, Was rightf...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State. Canada, oh Canada it's great! The people are nice and they speak French too. If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue. The Great Whit...Read Full Lyrics

I have been scarred so deep by life and cold despair, and brittle bones were broken far beyond repair. I have leveled lies so deep, the truth may never find. And inside my faithles...Read Full Lyrics

Here lies the old myth, Breaking the mold with, Truth to take away the trickery. Twenty centuries of progress, Suffer slowly as we regress, Losing headway to ourselves. Behold the...Read Full Lyrics

I fell asleep with my clothes on Dropped my keys on the front lawn Waking up I watch, the drool a-gleaming From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming Giving up, never felt so goo...Read Full Lyrics

She's so cool it's almost eerie She's so fine I lost all hope Genetical testing Something has gone wrong She should get back in her cage before they find she's gone She said she ha...Read Full Lyrics

Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Everybody Praise. Everybody Praise. Everybody Praise. Everybody Praise. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Eve...Read Full Lyrics