Mother's Ashes Lyrics

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch. Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why. You cry and you cry and you cry...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget. Chorus: Lather, rinse, repeat, An...Read Full Lyrics

Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate Central Perk! [...] And you're all invited to bite me!...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus: Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault... They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favorite pet. You...Read Full Lyrics

I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? La la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la......Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers! Nooowww, chickens!...Read Full Lyrics

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so mu...Read Full Lyrics

There was a girl. We'll call her Betty. And a guy. Let's call him Neil. Now, I can't stress this point too strongly, This story isn't real. (. . .) Now our Neil must decide, Who wi...Read Full Lyrics

Days rome into night its been a long hand Cards cut deeper than any words or looks the chips are running out My patience is wearing thin cannot stone cold expression face can't k...Read Full Lyrics

I'm broken down I'm empty and lost I'm torn apart I'm floating inside the darkness The pain is freezing my eyes I'm paralyzed Oh... You dreamt of me there I was afraid to be her...Read Full Lyrics