Mountain Biking Lyrics

Spoken Hail Mary, Full of grace, The Lord is with thee, Blessed art thou, Amongst woman and Blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners No...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Heseltine you drove into our town The northern rain always drizzling down Shoppers at the window stopped to look As you signed another copy of your book 'Cause you have all the...Read Full Lyrics

In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I knew Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know...Read Full Lyrics

Sniffer Clarke Chopper Harris The Doog Crazy Horse Norman Bite Yer Legs The Barnsley Spud Bonetti The Cat Alan Ball's White Alan Ball's White Alan Ball's White Boots...Read Full Lyrics

These red Azaleas Never grew so tall This well of loneliness Could rise and drown us all There is no right or wrong Thigs fall as they do Pulled by the sun & the moon Forever come...Read Full Lyrics

Wondering Have I given up dreaming? Come down from ceiling I wont do that again Thinking My misspent history Mistakes to teach me I wont do that again Dreams I kept as a child Kep...Read Full Lyrics

I dreamt the cliffs and ride the waves And no one comes to save me My arms are sprawled against the tide Nothing knocks me over Nothing knocks me over Nothing knocks me over From t...Read Full Lyrics

Same seven notes and some slag poet's quotes Stick them together with glue You can mix a fine cocktail from memories And pretend what you're drinking is new But there's nothing tha...Read Full Lyrics

This coat my royal gown A stolen hand-me-down No need to scrape and bow We can be heroes now For more than just one day Here's how Look both ways when crossing roads Don't wear sli...Read Full Lyrics

(Scatting ending with the word "E-bay") Mr Kakoshka(?) it just happened again. (Sad So Sad) They struck the museum like a hurricane. (Sad So Sad) Haul them on a coach and its dead ...Read Full Lyrics