Moving the Goalposts Lyrics

God's footballer hears the voices of angels Above the choir at molineux God's footballer stands on the doorstep And brings the good news of the kingdom to come While the crowd sing...Read Full Lyrics

Get your ape lubed upGrab a stick of Juicy FruitThe taste is gonna move yaTake a sniff, pull it outThe taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouthJuicy Fruit, it's gonna m...Read Full Lyrics

Another hung-over morningAt the bottom of the black lagoonPurgatory disguised as a room with a viewOh, I used to be in heaven looking downNow I know the inferno from the insideAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

Milk and CerealMilk and CerealMilk and CerealCereal and milkMilk and CerealCereal, CerealMilk and CerealCereal and Milk, Cereal and Milk...I dont want my WheatiesGive 'em to the ne...Read Full Lyrics

Far far awayFar far along the Suwannee riverFar far awayI can't remember any more wordsSo we'll have to call for the ducksHere ducky ducky ducky!It's a great day out here on the ri...Read Full Lyrics

Come on put that shit on ice.Like it once, Lick it twice, Come on put that shit on ice....Read Full Lyrics

This is what I look like todayAnd I'm trying not to pull out my hairI'm trying not to show it 'cause I'm far too shy to grow it back thereThat's probably why I like wearing hatsThe...Read Full Lyrics

Would you have hidden me in your attic That's the question I'd like to know Would you have climbed up to serve my dinner Well I hope so When the jack-booted men Wore those great u...Read Full Lyrics

We're back there and the heartbreak cameYeah it hit me pretty hardI waved hello and goodbyeto the ghosts on the boulevardWell oh, oh my babyYour so sweet it makes me crywell oh, oh...Read Full Lyrics

Inhale, exhale... You breathe to live You breathe - you die Inhale, exhale......Read Full Lyrics