Mr. Johnson Lyrics

Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, funny and freckly Muffy, she'll sell ...Read Full Lyrics

This one' called Martin Scorsese He makes the best fucking films (x2) If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him And say thank you thank you for makin' s...Read Full Lyrics

Bassinets, clarinets, Proletarian chariots Polyunsaturated cinemaplexi- Glass cathedrals Anxious daffodils Falling off the window sill But better still a sleeping pill L-tryptophan...Read Full Lyrics

My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropping petals all over the place, Making a big hopeless mess, Stinking things up, Waiting for someone to come over and suck...Read Full Lyrics

There is no point to life There is no point to death There is no point in continuing our meetings There is no point in not continuing our meetings There is no point is going out T...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, so these are called "Pain Series" poems. It's very easy to write a Pain Series poem; all you have to do â?? there's just two rules. The â?? it has to begin and end with...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, and the next one is called "Hammer Thumb." Ow! Jesus fuck motherfucking fuck fuck. Son of a fuck bastard. Shit. I hit my fucking fucking thumb with the fucking motherfuc...Read Full Lyrics

And this one is called "Stomach Cramps." Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Shit! Ow! Ow! Fucking stomach cramps. Ow! Ow! Ow! This is â?? oh my God. Ow! Ow! I'll be okay. I just gotta ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know what it is That is or isn't inside me That gives me that empty feeling inside of me A voice said to put it all down Pretend that it's all just a lie When the lamb and...Read Full Lyrics

A-and this one's called "Cold Pool." I-it's not really painful at all; It's just very uncomfortable. Ow! F*cking freezin you gotta fucking be kidding me! Jesus God fuck. Thi...Read Full Lyrics