Mr. Mathers [Skit] Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be grayPut your picture on my wal...Read Full Lyrics

Eminem Has a full line of chainsawsEminemMarshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, EminemWho can say for sure?Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answerIf science can operate on th...Read Full Lyrics

Morning, MarshallMorning, DocSo we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?AnxiousAnxiety?Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervousNervous? Come ...Read Full Lyrics

Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)Having creepy visions of whiskey drinkingAnd envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwellsI know this i...Read Full Lyrics

People! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know whoNever been the type to bend or budgeThe wrong button to pushNo friend of Bu...Read Full Lyrics

OKGuess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor, alrig...Read Full Lyrics

What's your favorite scary movie?Yo, Slim Shady (Yo, Royce 5'9")Y'all wanna make a movie? (What, what?)We got the film right hereYeah, I'm one of them pretty rappersBuck if I reall...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, hahaYou know, critics, manCritics never got nothin' nice to say, manYou know, the one thing I notice about critics, manIs critics never ask me how my day wentWell, I'ma tell ...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah (I knew this day was coming)Sometimes, you gotta come back down (it's all going to hell now, man)Stoop to someone's level (yeah)Five dozen, flies buzzin' over your headCall me...Read Full Lyrics

Uh oh yeahOh suck itOh f*ck youOh ShaggyOh this is why they call you two dope ain't itOh f*ck youOh take it out take it outOh now give something to JayOh violent JayWait don't bit...Read Full Lyrics