Mr. Mathers [Skit] Lyrics

Hey! Hey! Stop! Hey! Please, stop! F*ck! Stop!Thank God you stoppedF*ck, my fucking On-Star isn't workingI left my fucking phone at homeGod, I've been standing out here for like an...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, yeah,Follow me, follow meCome with me to the dark side of the forceNo man would boldly go to this placeThe devil only knows of this world so darkAnd oh so cold, it's oh so co...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah boy,Better ring the alarm boy,Dem know what's coming boy,Yeah, yeah, yeahOh my God, fucking BomboclatI'm hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar in The Wire,Tie a whore u...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemenThe moment you've all been waiting for,In this corner, weighing a hundred and seventy five pounds,With a record of seventeen rapes, four hundred a**aults, and f...Read Full Lyrics

Em, It's PaulUm, I just listened to the entire albumYou gotta be fucking kidding meI mean, with this Christopher Reeves shit?You know the guy's dead, right?And then the whole, gay-...Read Full Lyrics

It fits perfectBetter watch out sucka now I got ya where I want yaOnslaught comin' and I'm packin' in my lunch aBuncha missle launchers 'n a buncha contraBan-van full of ganja, now...Read Full Lyrics

YeahMake my vocals sound sexyCome on man, come on man okay[Chorus]It feels so wrong cos it feels so rightBut its all right its OK with meI'll do my steps all by myselfI don't need ...Read Full Lyrics

Ya lookIf I were to rap about the crap that's outThat's the route you probably want me to takeCause your just dyeing to know what I thinkAnd my take on some other rappersIf I was t...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! It's music to my ears, oh man!How can I describe, the way I feel?Fuckin' great man! Okay, let me seeHow could I beginLocked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunchWas red w...Read Full Lyrics

Pick up the god damn phoneB**** where the f*** were you Tuesday?With who you say?I wasn't at the studioB**** what'd you do screw Dre?You went there looking for meBoo that excuse is...Read Full Lyrics