Mr. Motivator Lyrics

He says he's a nihilist Quaking on a mound of slaughtered kingsSniffing on solventsSolving solutions of what the future bringsA royalist and a drunk geezer walk into a barBoth buy ...Read Full Lyrics

My mother worked fifteen hours five days a weekMy mother worked sixteen hours six days a weekMy mother worked seventeen hours seven days a weekThe best way to scare a Tory is to re...Read Full Lyrics

BrylcreemCreatineAnd a bag of Charlie SheenBrylcreemCreatineAnd a bag of kokainA dulcet man with a dulcet toneFrom a dulcet town and a dulcet homeHe hates meI like thatTwo arms lik...Read Full Lyrics

You will not catch me staring at the sunNot sucking on a dum dumNot turning round to runNo Hallelujahs and no kingdom comesSo you will not catch me staring at the sunDo you hear th...Read Full Lyrics

My girlfriend just dumped meFor Friday night TVAnd a boy who's six-foot-threeShe hates meI fixed the numb, but the numb don't fixNow I fixed and I just feel sickSick sick, I feel k...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of nine fingered boys in the villageThey haven't got much choice in the villageModel car, model wife, model villageModel far, model right, model villageThey ain't too friendl...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up I was already meI was somewhat afraid I was somethingPeace signsI told you I could no longer seeI was right in the fire, I was on my kneesPeace signsTake it back I was no...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, I hear wedding bellsBut they're not for youThey're for your best friendAnd my best friendYeah, I hear wedding bellsBut they're not for meThey're for my best friendAnd your be...Read Full Lyrics

BrylcreemCreatineAnd a bag of Charlie SheenBrylcreemCreatineAnd a bag of kokainA dulcet man with a dulcet toneFrom a dulcet town and a dulcet homeHe hates meI like thatTwo arms lik...Read Full Lyrics

Wa-chingThat's the sound of the sword going inClack-clack, clack-a-clang clangThat's the sound of the gun going bang-bangTukka-tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk-tukkaThat's the sound of the drone...Read Full Lyrics