Mr. Pacifier Lyrics

Running down the road with my puppy in my hands Got nowhere to go, no one understands I wanna be left alone with my puppy 'Cause he's the only one who loves me Find a street bench...Read Full Lyrics

Go find a baby, kick the shit out of it Go find an old lady, kick the shit out of it Go find a puppy, give it kisses Then kick the shit out of it We like to kick it, yes we do We ...Read Full Lyrics

I am not looking for true love right now, only lust But I'm still seeking someone I can trust Because if I fall asleep, she could rob me I am in love with all my stuff I guess I co...Read Full Lyrics

I turned the cross upside down That turned your smile to a frown Guess that means you're evil too But to me that is not new I like to joke, not much bothers me You get worked up o...Read Full Lyrics

Ehhhhyeaahhhhhhh urrrrrhhhhliiyaaaa ahhh meee ahhhahha Hi, hello, how are you today Come one friend let's go play We have things to do People to see Love to give And love to recei...Read Full Lyrics

I was sleepin' Woke up screamin' 'Cause my dick was being sucked By a demon It was just too hot She said, I'll get ice cubes I was like, alright I guess that would feel cool She ...Read Full Lyrics

Cat walks into my room, he yells hey I wake up from my bed, I yell yay Walk to my fridge, get us some milk Way more than 2%, 3.75 well spent It's actually a pretty good deal Lunch ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't hold it, gotta go to the toilet I'm doin' the goddamn poo poo dance Can't hold it, gotta get to the toilet I'm about to fuck up my favorite pants I put too much food insid...Read Full Lyrics