Mr. Sandman, Bring Me A Gun Lyrics

(Wendy says): What can I get for ya Hun?~I would like a number 5 and a side of ranch.anything to get into her sweet snake skin pants~(W): What can I get for ya Hun???Yes, I would l...Read Full Lyrics

Lord of the RingsI don't understand a thingCan you explain the plot to meJackson assumesThat everyone in this roomKnows all of the back-storyI'm in the theater with my friendsHavin...Read Full Lyrics

The jokes on me.Your next.Check please....Read Full Lyrics

It's cold outside…And red lips are falling from the skyYou say ‘I do’ I say ‘never say die’It's raining long legs, and lingerieI caught a cold from the all of the lies.Em...Read Full Lyrics

I have got a matchbook of lies.Ask me for a cigarette, I'll hand you your demise.Anyone need a light? Just ask.The horses are playing piano again…Beethoven, where have you been?S...Read Full Lyrics

The child with no toes knows the way through danger goes.So follow the leader, if you want to escape your fearsA fool is a poet with his glasses onA poet is a fool when he doesn't ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her BibleIt is so bigShe looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriendsBut...you know...Who understands those preacher boysThey only talk to her b...Read Full Lyrics

I do think that I'll always be thereI'd give almost anything and everything and I'll occasionally careThrough good times and really awesome times,For better or for bestI will proba...Read Full Lyrics

Our firstborn, Zion Daniel SmithHis name was hard to chooseAs soon as he came outWe began to shout,"Hey! Our firstborn Zion Daniel Smith!"Da, da, da, da, da, da, da......Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the nation's capital...N to the izz-O...V to the izz-A...Welcome ladies and gentlemen to busiest area in the world-the VA suburbs ...Read Full Lyrics