Mr. Undertaker Lyrics

Gonna meet my maker, gonna shake his hand Gonna meet my maker, gonna shade his hand Gonna meet my maker, I'm at the undertaker Gonna meet my maker, in the promised land You see I h...Read Full Lyrics

There was a little raccoon on the side of the road When I drove to work one day He was sleepin' there as peaceful as can be So I blew my horn to wake him up and get Him out of the ...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I had been that creep that you Wanted me to be I wish I would've cheated and lied If only I had been that creep that you Wanted me to be You'd still be here by my side [C...Read Full Lyrics

These prison walls keep me from leaving There's no escape I'm not strong enough I was condemned the night the Devil came soul stealin' The day I lost my one true love These prison ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, cindy oleo - the margarine girl She says to me, "i don't like boys" I tell her I don't like them either, she tells me I don't understand So I stand there and I stand there, y...Read Full Lyrics

Charlie got a chainsaw and a pickle jar of Formaldehyde One way or another tonight she will be Going for a ride The roses and the poems he wrote, Somehow they didn't win Samantha's...Read Full Lyrics

You say you want me to choose Between life without you Between life without you, and life Without my whiskey That isn't much of a choice No, I don't think that it's fair When I was...Read Full Lyrics

The song plays on my empty radio I remember, kneeling before, the parts on the floor Of the radio i took apart to find elvis But he'd left this building And i can't deny, since th...Read Full Lyrics

Holding out, for the long run This time thinking if I keep thinking This time thinking if I keep thinking sound Thinking sound, overdue.. Walls around, watered life If I'm the capt...Read Full Lyrics

Once I was lost for an ending I'd end it to try to begin Grit my teeth, close my eyes Turn my outsides in Put it out... If you take away the parts that make up the whole You put o...Read Full Lyrics