Mr. Wolfgang Lyrics

Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine,There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine.I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of hi...Read Full Lyrics

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea.Anybody there, anyone but me?Titans on the run, haunted candle shop.Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop.On the telephone, dialing, dialing.At the car...Read Full Lyrics

Every night I try to go to sleep.I never make it, because I always see.A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes.A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes.Sometimes it hovers a cou...Read Full Lyrics

My very existence makes you chew up pencils.My very existence makes you cringe.One would think that after so much hurt and pain,An ordinary human would unhinge.Detnaw ton ma I nehw...Read Full Lyrics

Why, anybody can have a brain.That’s a very mediocre commodity.Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the EarthOr slinks through the slimy seas has a brain.Back where I come...Read Full Lyrics

Boo-ja-ja-boo-ja.Wadoo mah kang oh pah,Chaba doo mah doowah.Hammo chee booja jabooja,Chammo hee malaka dah wah.Lee doo zee booja jabooja,Hammo chee karah turakah.Skee namo oh oh oh...Read Full Lyrics

Chu chu rockettoNezumi o tasukeroChu chu rockettoNeko wa kowaiChu chu rocketWe gotta save the mice, baby.Chu chu rocketThe cat’s a scary guy.Chu chu rockettoNezumi o tasukerouChu...Read Full Lyrics

I lose track of my many adversaries,They catch wind of whatever I say.My whole life’s getting awfully precursory,And maybe it’s time I meandered away.Because life is a mean one...Read Full Lyrics

Without my hands,Without my nose,Without my fangs,Without my clothes,Without my nervous system,Without my brain,Without my tonsils,I’m not the same.Without my brand of humor,Umâ€...Read Full Lyrics

I’m your only friend.I’m not your only friend,But I’m a little glowing friend,But really I’m not actually your friend,But I am.Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch...Read Full Lyrics