Mrs. Toad's Cookies Lyrics

Through a fortunate turn of events this original transcription has been acquired of a dissertation given by the late Professor Charles Pamplemousse are. C. B. At the Eighteenth Ass...Read Full Lyrics

Older It seems like each day you get older And each day the world becomes colder In a cynical way Time Do you feel like you've missed your time? I feel like I've missed mine And I'...Read Full Lyrics

Me: Talked to a friend one lonely day Told me that he was going away He's got to live some other place Him: I can't stay here another day And to you I say Tomorrow I leave for out...Read Full Lyrics

Mama don't need to Ph. D. In sociology To be aware of the revolution happening in the streets Papa said trends keep changing like the tides upon the sea I'm gonna jump on the wagon...Read Full Lyrics

Right now if we wait for the opportunity Then we would see the sun is reversing Right now if we wait for the opportunity Then we would see the sun is reversing Ahh plasticine walls...Read Full Lyrics

Lately when I'm talking I've been talking to myself My friends say they don't notice But they do 'cause I can tell I wake up mad every morning And I go to bed mad at night My mind ...Read Full Lyrics

Send your dollars or your moms and fathers For there's something you should own You can have one today just send right away We deliver right to your home You can't get better value...Read Full Lyrics

Well the other night My automobile broke down on the road I had to walk a mile Before I found a telephone I said "Hello, operator Your phone just ate my dime" A tape machine said "...Read Full Lyrics

Act 1 Well do you get the itching to Trek about the latitudes? You do? Well, likely you're a chip off old Sir Rugglesby Oh, he was quite the sporting sort Behind his cup of tea he...Read Full Lyrics

I am the very loneliest Of creatures in the universe Indeed I am an epitaph to Man For having witnessed mass destruction Like you've never dreamed and worse I fear I shall bear wit...Read Full Lyrics