Muddy Knees Lyrics

Never be rude to an Arab An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew Never be rude to an Irishman No matter what you do Never poke fun at a Nigger A Spick, or a Wop, or a Kraut And never put do...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door. Schubert and Chopin used...Read Full Lyrics

Do what John? Come again do what? Do what John? Do what John? D what? Do what? Do where John? Do where John? Why, what, wiv whom and when? Triffic, really triffic! Pardon? Come aga...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes another one Here it comes again Here comes another one When will it ever end? I know whatever it is I've not seen one before But here comes another one And here comes a...Read Full Lyrics